Jim Bakker: The Coming Judgment

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Jim Bakker believes he has some really important things to say in this 3 minute video:

Here are some of the incredibly vague things he said:

  • "We're about to experience something we've never had before."
  • "Things are going to happen."
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Bakker claims to read the David Wilkerson book "Racing Towards Judgment" on a weekly basis and believes it is helping to predict what will happen next. Bakker claims that some of the book's predictions have already occurred, even though it was written "several years ago." No Jim, that book was written in 1976 (42 years ago).

 

Here is the one specific thing he said in this video:

  • "I believe with all my heart we're gonna see and hear and feel judgment of God. I believe judgment of God is coming, and it's coming right away. I believe we are going to see the big, final fulfillment in the next few months it's gonna begin probably within weeks ... we're gonna see something so dramatic happen."

(This video was published by Jim Bakker on April 6, 2018... almost 7 weeks ago.)

 

If Jim Bakker really wanted to preach the Gospel message, he would remind his audience that we all deserve the judgment of God, but thankfully, Jesus Christ took our sins upon Himself so that the judgment of God would never threaten us.

“Since we have now been justified by His blood, how much more shall we be saved from God’s wrath through Him!”
— Romans 5: 9
“For God did not appoint us to suffer wrath but to receive salvation through our Lord Jesus Christ.”
— 1 Thessalonians 5: 9

Jim Bakker wants to sell food buckets, which means he has to put people in a state of continuous fear...

Tammy Sue Bakker Sings "You Can Make It"

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“You Can Make It (but it’ll help if you have a basement stocked with food buckets).”
— Apostle Sellingstuff

You enjoyed that, didn't you?! Here's more:

Jim Bakker End of the World Food Bucket Bee Gees Video

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"Don't Stop Believing" On The Jim Bakker Show!

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Televangelist Paula White and her (third) husband, Jonathan Cain (Paula is his fourth wife) were recently on the Jim Bakker Show. Jonathan Cain is a rock star from the band Journey. He performed his gigantic hit "Don't Stop Believing" on the show. This is really weird:

Maybe somebody should tell these people that this isn't a worship song. The lyrics aren't even totally coherent: "Streetlights people, living just to find emotion..." What the??

Here's the chorus and outro lyrics:

“Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlights people, living just to find emotion
Hiding, somewhere in the night

Don’t stop believing
Hold on to the feeling
Streetlights people
Don’t stop believing
Hold on
Streetlight people
Don’t stop believing
Hold on to the feeling
Streetlights people”
— "Don't Stop Believing" from Journey

Here's the audience joining the worshipful sing-along, (or maybe reliving their high school glory days):

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This strange event really took place, but it came very close to this satirical piece from the satire site, The Babylon Bee: Journey Song Becomes Unlikely Worship Hit After Accidental Christian Radio Broadcast

 

Even Mike Bickle couldn't believe they sang that song:

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Okay, okay, Mike Bickle wasn't on the show that day. But, Mike Bickle was recently on the Jim Bakker Show. He talked all about the "prophet" Bob Jones and a bunch of other weird stuff like he usually does. 

 

By the way, Jonathan Cain told Christians to watch porn with their wives:

Jim Bakker End of the World Food Bucket Bee Gees Video

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So this happened recently on the Jim Bakker Show (with Dr. Michael Brown endorsed Jennifer "Sneaky Squid" LeClaire sitting in on the show); watch Jim Bakker soberly warn his audience about the impending End of The World... directly followed by an upbeat (and totally bizarre) cover of the Bee Gees song "Staying Alive." You really can't make this stuff up... 

 

Jennifer "Sneaky Squid" LeClaire watches in utter confusion as the song begins; notice her refusal to join the clapping. Perhaps the Sneaky Squid Spirit is at work here?

 

Christians Should Study Trump Prophecies to Rightly Divide Word of God says Jim Bakker

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As Jim Bakker was peddling Mark Taylor and Mary Colbert's book The Trump Prophecies on The Jim Bakker Show on June 6, 2017 he directed his audience to read the book because scripture tells us to study to show ourselves approved, so we can rightly divide the word of truth.

“Study to show thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.”
— 2 Timothy 2:15

Yes, Jim Bakker just put a (worthless, money-generating) "prophetic" book on the same level as Holy Scripture. Christians everywhere must now purchase this book and study it so they can rightly divide the word of God, that is, if Jim Bakker is correct... 

(Of course Jim Bakker is not correct, so don't buy or study this worthless, money-generating book.)

Rick Joyner: "Jesus Chose Leaders Like Donald Trump"

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Remember in the Bible where it says: "Jesus was a tough character?" Well, it's not actually in the Bible, but Rick Joyner says so. Jim Bakker and Rick Joyner are trying to make the point that Jesus picked "tough guy" sailors to be his disciples (like Donald Trump), and Jesus was tougher than all of them (like Donald Trump). Short clip from the Jim Bakker TV Show: