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Visual Proof That Modern Churches are (Much) Better

 

Wanna see a bunch of neanderthals living in the dark ages? Click through these photos and look at these silly old churches having old-fashioned worship services:

(Pretty embarrassing, isn't it??)

 

 

But now, take a look at these modern church services. THIS is what works! THIS is how you accurately and reverently worship the sovereign God of the universe!

(The following are all real snippets of modern Evangelical "worship services" from their own YouTube channels) 

 


For a serious look at this issue:

The Seeker-Friendly, Purpose-Driven Cornucopia of False Doctrine

"Seeker-Sensual Church Growth" A Pirate Gang Conversation on Fighting for the Faith

A Manifesto of Christian Discernment